Ok, so I may not win the 2010 prize for originality, but given the onslaught of #lefreak into mainstream pop culture, the following seemed only appropriate for an All Hallows’ Eve.
With no offense intended toward the incredible Julie Andrews or the Sound of Music, here is my version of …. My Favorite Things
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Bloodstains on collars and entrails on the outside
Fangs on a Skarsgard and a Zombieland thrill ride
Jamie Lee Curtis cowering in a closet
These are a few of my favorite things
Romero with a camera and zombies at my window
Popcorn with cola and Fright Night on the late show
King with a typewriter clacking away
These are a few of my favorite things
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Wes Craven’s Scream fest, and Lee in The Crow
Alien worms that Slither right past my window
Louis’ revenge on the Paris vampires
These are a few of my favorite things
When people are peppy
When the sun shines
When I’m feeling too much light
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad