My Favorite Freaky Things

Ok, so I may not win the 2010 prize for originality, but given the onslaught of #lefreak into mainstream pop culture, the following seemed only appropriate for an All Hallows’ Eve.

With no offense intended toward the incredible Julie Andrews or the Sound of Music, here is my version of …. My Favorite Things



Bloodstains on collars and entrails on the outside

Fangs on a Skarsgard and a Zombieland thrill ride

Jamie Lee Curtis cowering in a closet

These are a few of my favorite things


Romero with a camera and zombies at my window

Popcorn with cola and Fright Night on the late show

King with a typewriter clacking away

These are a few of my favorite things


Wes Craven’s Scream fest, and Lee in The Crow

Alien worms that Slither right past my window

Louis’ revenge on the Paris vampires

These are a few of my favorite things


When people are peppy
When the sun shines
When I’m feeling too much light
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad