Ok, so I may not win the 2010 prize for originality, but given the onslaught of #lefreak into mainstream pop culture, the following seemed only appropriate for an All Hallows’ Eve.
With no offense intended toward the incredible Julie Andrews or the Sound of Music, here is my version of …. My Favorite Things
Bloodstains on collars and entrails on the outside
Fangs on a Skarsgard and a Zombieland thrill ride
Jamie Lee Curtis cowering in a closet
These are a few of my favorite things
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The producers, directors, and everyone else in charge of
my two favorite television shows have lost their minds.
First up – the show I still have hope for. True Blood.
Last night, we watched Eric Northman stroll out into the sun and certain death in a bid to defeat Russell Edgington. The problem here is that Northman, played by Alexander Skarsgard is the best character/actor/casting-combo on the show.
If Eric does not survive the season finale (which HBO just had to postpone for two weeks) it is likely True Blood will lose a lot of viewers …. Including me. For the record, I do not actually believe Eric will cease to exist ….not because I have read the books on which the series is based, but because it would be numbers suicide for the show. I just felt the need to express myself on that particular plot development.
Now for the second –
Dancing with the Stars which announced the line up for the new season yesterday.
Continue reading Lost – the new series
In a way it’s sort of galling to get a lesson in personal and civic responsibility from a nearly 3,000-year old vampire.
But when Russell Edgington — the heartbroken, blood-crazed vampire king of Mississippi — took to the airwaves on last night’s episode of True Blood to berate humans for thinking they are equal with vampires and deconstruct arguments that humans and vampires are alike, that’s exactly what happened.
And I quote:
I suppose, in a few small ways, we are. We’re narcissists. We care only about getting what we want no matter the cost … just like you.
Global warming, perpetual war, toxic waste, child labor, torture, genocide … that’s a small price to pay for your SUVs, and your flat screen TVs. Your designer jeans; Your absurd, garish McMansions! … futile symbols of permanence to quell your quivering spineless souls …
Ok, so let’s forget for a second this admonition was delivered by a being
that eats humans for dinner.
Let’s ignore the fact his diatribe was delivered while
holding a bloody portion of a human’s spine.
Let’s also skip over the really ewwww-y fact that the King spent much of last night’s episode crying over a ridiculously ornate punch bowl filled with the splattered remains of his dead mate.
The man (er … vampire) has a point …
Continue reading Bloody Shame
Why is True Blood better than Twilight? And why should you care?
I’ve got a whole list of reasons why True Blood wins the (a-HEM) day.
And unless you are living under a rock, in a cave, or in Tora Bora … wait. That’s caves too …. Well, you know what I mean …. Vampires are everywhere! It’s unavoidable once the sun goes down.
So if you are going to be held captive by the undead, you might as well go with the vamps that actually have something to say besides “I vant to suck your blood.”
Continue reading Fangs for a Cause?