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Anybody who follows me as @jterzieff on twitter (and really? If you’re not, what are you waiting for?) or reads this blog on any sort of the regular basis knows that I was overrun by the shambling hordes after I publicly admitted to having a zombie crew pre-arranged to ensure survival during a zombiepocalypse.
To keep the rotting corpses from pulling me under – and because the strategy sessions were off the hook – I decided, with a few trusty co-captains, to make Zombie Survival Crew official.
Just in the last few days we have thrown open the doors to the ZSC Command Center to begin worldwide recruitment.
But amidst all the plotting, planning, weapons practice and survival supply procurement, I discovered there is a price to pay for being ready to survive a global cataclysmic event.
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Sleep deprivation.
We’re talking walking into walls, spill coffee down your shirt, call people by the wrong names, fall asleep standing up in the shower…. sleep deprivation.
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It got so bad, in fact, that I stumbled bleary-eyed into the most embarrassing situation ever when I attempted to go Christmas present shopping and stopped off at a Starbucks. When I tried to tell my trusty co-captains of my predicament in a hastily crafted email, well, it just went from bad to worse.
I present – the evidence…..
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Here guys, have a laugh on my account….. Doing so many things at sane time I went into public bathroom Ay Starbucks and forgot to lick the door… The kicker? It was the mens room
Sent from my iPhone
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Yep, I wrote it …. Nope, I’m not exaggerating …. Yep, that, right there, sums up my Christmas season quite nicely.
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My reply to said email:
“Juliette, I love you… but for the sake of your health PLEASE do not continue to think about licking bathroom doors. I’m pretty sure the zombie virus gets started that way.”
Which was followed by about 15 minutes of hysterical laughter on my part. Can you all imagine the hilarity that will ensue if all of the co-captains are ever in a room together? We may need body bags… just sayin’.
Trying to decide if that beats my muff top email. *scratches head*
Ugh … are you kidding?!?!
If we do ever all get in one room at the same time, body bags will be ESSENTIAL!!! and that’s no joke!!!
xoxo
~ J
Ya know #typoqueen ….
That’s a tough one!
It’s pretty darned close though!!
xoxo
~ J
LOL That is funny…
doing so much at “sane” time, you “lick” bathroom doors… I would hate to see what you do during your crazy time!
And RCMurphy is right, if all of us ever get together in person, yeah. *G*
Licking doors? Hmmm…think I’ll pass on that. Hysterical!
*spits coffee all over everything*
OMG That. Is. Fucking. Hilarious!
*hands over the sominex* Try these, but don’t ever do. We can’t have our fearless leader so brain dead that she accidentally licks a zombie thinking he’s…oh Shawn or Trent, for instance…Jus’ saying…
I’m a horrible person but I had to laugh at your email! OMG!
Yeah, I believe I said in response: What’s even funnier? The typos on all of that! LMFAO!
God, you kill me. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long damn time!
I think you and Aspiring Mama may have a tie here.
Oh muah-ha-ha-ha …
Laugh all you want people … let’s just remember who is in charge here! *raises crossbow*
~ J
OMFG!!! i laughed so hard after reading that i think i peed a little hahahahaha. poor juliette, at least remember we love u and appreciate everything you do! and trust me i have had some similar moments like that but were talking about u here not me lol
Ha ha ha Jennifer!
After I sent that email out, I think we all peed a little …
Never been so embarrassed in my whole life!
xoxoxo
~ J
LOL oh my dear…I must agree that the Zombie virus probably gets started this way. I freak out if I even walk into a men’s room, much less lick the door lol.
You realize they did a study on mint bowls in restaurants? They held a high level of pewp particles.
I can’t imagine what kind of creepy stuff the door to the men’s restroom harbors…
In conclusion, YOU ARE HARDCORE!
xoxoxo
*picks self up off floor*
Still giggling Altered Radio!
Good thing I have no ego …. and apparently no self-respect
BUAHahahahaha!!!!
xoxoxox
~ J