I can’t even begin to count the times I’ve wondered why in the name of all that is good and great in the world The Walking Dead production team makes all these handsome actors look like crap. Not that we don’t like the sweaty look, but they all look like they’ve just survived an apocalypse. Ummmm … yeah, about that.
Andrew Lincoln? IronE Singleton? Jon Bernthal?
(and yes, yes, YES, I hear ya screamin’…)
Norman “badass” Reedus?!?!?!
Talk about taking the, uhhhh… wind out of our, ummmm, sails ….
But the truth is, they have hit upon an undeniable apocalyptic truth: Even the hottest survivors are going to smell and look like walkers pretty fast.
So that got me thinking, … again.
What kind of men are we going to encounter
in the event of a cataclysmic global zombie outbreak?
And would any of them be worth braving the smell?
(I asked #zombiesurvivalcrew co-captain @RCMurphy to help me examine the evidence …. And here is where we landed)