Why I no longer worry about typos …

Ok, ok, I admit it. I love the weird and wacky (as if you all didn’t know that already). *snort*

I also love to laugh. With a life as busy and often convoluted as mine, I rely heavily on my over-active sense of humor to get me through.

And I’ve discovered a great place to find a giggle is the spam folder of my blog’s comment section! I mean, seriously. Do people really expect I’ll approve this stuff?!?!

Well, at the risk of attracting even more odd spam, I am sharing a few of the funnies to carry us all through hump day towards the weekend.

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[Right! Thanks for that advice …. Now if I could just get that translated into English.]

 

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[Right …. Ummmmm, about that translation??]

 

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[I think I would be insulted if I knew what this said.]

 

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[Always glad to be of service! Come back again soon for more “momentous dirt”!]

 

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[Wow ……]

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[Thanks for sharing, don’t forget the little plastic bag!]

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[I weep for the state of higher education. SERIOUSLY.]

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[Anything I can do to brighten readers’ days …. #justsayin #ithink #saywhat]

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[Thanks ….. I think.]

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[I felt flattered until I saw this was posted 4 times from 4 different accounts. ]

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[You, my unidentified friend, are always welcome!]

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One Comment to “Why I no longer worry about typos …”

  1. These are mostly spambots. If you look closely, they usually don’t put their links into the body of their messages, but they do their url. They hope you will read the harmless, even flattering, content and then approve the comment, containing the link back under their name.

    But the Akismet spam-detection service, with access to the same drivel across multiple all sites using the service, is able to recognize it when it sees it.

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    Cheers!